Sistah Willie Ruth Johnson and Tyler Perry in a Movie?

June 17, 2012

Calling all fans! We need your vote to help send America's beloved Big Mama to Hollywood, Sistah Willie Ruth Johnson, the church lady. Well er. . .its not Hollywood, more like Atlanta. Tyler Perry launched a contest in search of one winner for a walk-on role in one of his upcoming movies.

We can think of 10 top reasons why you should send Sistah Willie Ruth Johnson to represent!

 

1.    The movies need more Christian comedy.

2.    The contest requires votes daily to keep her in the running.

3.    She was crazy enough to enter the contest.

4.    Chittlins are high.

5.    Sistah Willie Ruth could use the money to buy more chittlins.

6.    If it’s enough money she could buy some hog maws too.

7.    A bird in the belly is always better than two in the bush!

8.    Because we don't know what the heck that means.

9.    Because she deserves to have her toe nails cut by professionals like other celebrities
10. Just because!

So now here is the link to go directly to her video entry:   Voting deadline June 30, 2012

http://www.youtube.com/tylerperrystudios?x=us_showcase_3601

Remember to vote daily! Tell your friends to vote. Thank you and God bless.

 

They Tricking Me!

June 11, 2012
A gull called me yestiddy and say, "Sistah Willie Ruth, we have you down for an appointment for day after tomorrow at 10:30." People will try to trick you. I say appointment? High merch is the rent on it? And, high many bedrooms is it? She skipped rat over that and say, "Jes brang wid you $98 and make sho you drink all the dranks we give you." It was awful nice of them to gimme a case of Gatorade and some sort of powdered Koo-LAX. She say don't eat nerthing either, just drank the dranks. So I...
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Sistah Willie Ruth Johnson, Gospel Comedienne Sistah Willie Ruth Johnson was born in Ibedarn, Alabama a three-street stretch of land just over the Tennessee line. She says she won't share when she was born because, "taint nern ya bidness and don't ask me 'bout no birth certificate, lessen you want to show yo own!" She is one of five children born to the late Wilhemina and Willie Ray, Johnson, Sr. Her siblings are: Willie Pearl, Willie Esther, Willie Ada Lou, and Willie Lucille. Willie Ruth is next to the youngest. From an early age, she felt "called" to the job of "pruning." She declares that she has a gift at cleaning the sin off of chittlins. She won 1st place as the most proficient chittlin' cleaner at the 100 Church Chittlin March in 2009. Besides that award, she is most proud of her successful campaign of having speakers installed in all church bathrooms nationwide. She is seeking grant money to do environmental safety research to find out if water fountains are connected to the same pipes leading from toilet water pipes in restrooms. To donate or book her please email: willieruthjohnson@hotmail.com or call her scheduler: JustBits.com C. M. Pillow Scheduler 615.642.0064.
 
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