Just Take Yourself!

May 16, 2012
You know errybuddy wants somebody or something . When you really set dine and thank about it. We all purty needy ef you ask me. We spend all our life in this heah whirl doing thangs that we are expected to do at a certain age. Tweent berth and toddler we want something to eat and somebody to hug us. Tweent being a teenager we want to look the best and have the best so we can be accepted by the erthers. We want it even though they don't like us anyhigh! Long about that same time, we want somebody to like us enough to take us out on a date. Next thang you know we wanting to marry us so we can want thangs together. Then we fuss and argue with each erther when we find out our mate don't want what we want. Even the ones that want what we want, don't want it the way we want it for as long as we want it. Some of the thangs we want confuse us cause we git it all twisted and tangled up in feelings that don't have nothing to do with the reality. It's that way with politics,  who gets paid the most merney, how they deciding who gets the jarb, and what kinda chittlins they'll sell you. And, it's all traced back to people wanting  somebody or something all the time. Sistah Willie Ruth got two answers to solve this. Nembah one #You Need Jesus! Nembah Two: Take Yourself Out!  Ef you got Jesus you already got power within in you. Gwone nigh.
I'm Sistah Willie Ruth Johnson. And, I 'prove this message.

Thank the Lord

January 20, 2012

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Sistah Willie Ruth Johnson, Gospel Comedienne Sistah Willie Ruth Johnson was born in Ibedarn, Alabama a three-street stretch of land just over the Tennessee line. She says she won't share when she was born because, "taint nern ya bidness and don't ask me 'bout no birth certificate, lessen you want to show yo own!" She is one of five children born to the late Wilhemina and Willie Ray, Johnson, Sr. Her siblings are: Willie Pearl, Willie Esther, Willie Ada Lou, and Willie Lucille. Willie Ruth is next to the youngest. From an early age, she felt "called" to the job of "pruning." She declares that she has a gift at cleaning the sin off of chittlins. She won 1st place as the most proficient chittlin' cleaner at the 100 Church Chittlin March in 2009. Besides that award, she is most proud of her successful campaign of having speakers installed in all church bathrooms nationwide. She is seeking grant money to do environmental safety research to find out if water fountains are connected to the same pipes leading from toilet water pipes in restrooms. To donate or book her please email: willieruthjohnson@hotmail.com or call her scheduler: JustBits.com C. M. Pillow Scheduler 615.642.0064.

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